Monghanger

A 'mongrel' of a person who takes a dogs naturally produced left overs, bags it in plastic, preserves it for a decade, then hangs it for all to see on the nearest fence or bush.

Look a Monghanger has been here, what a pleasant change not to see carrier bags stuck in the trees.
A Monghanger strikes again!

BMW

Brainless Moron Wheels

also see AUDI

Look at that BMW, to be expected.

AUDI

Another Useless DIck

also see BMW

There goes a BMW, and his AUDI mate