Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”