Dande

The only word you hear Indians say. Literally the only thing you understand. Also the word you use to try to imitate an Indian.

Dande dande dodi de. Dande dande dodi de.

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Twist

When your friend kicks your balls and it hurts like hell. You gotta go to the hospital and get operated to untwist your nuts.

You:„Dont kick me“
*Friend kicks*
You„fuck you! I think i got a twist!

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That’s Cheese

A Swiss way of saying it’s perfect or funny. Normally shouted very loud in a busy environment.

„I finished writing my essay“ „That’s Cheese bro! We have to go now!“

You Fuck

A way how to express your emotions. Commonly used in Switzerland and has no meaning.

„I am eating your sandwich“
„No you fuck its mine!“

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You Fuck

When your friend decides to do i like your cut G with a pinch of disinfectant in his hand and you know you’re fucked.

Friend*with disinfectant in his hand*:„I LIKE YOUR CUT G!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”

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