Edgy

Edgy is the way someone acts right after they buy a used Ford Edge. When they walk around thinking that they are now better than you, like they just purchased a new Lamborghini. Especially when the day before they were your best friend. And now because they own a used Ford Edge, their shit doesn't stink anymore.

Floyd: Hey Ryan, do you want to get a few beers after work?
Ryan: I'd love to but, I'm going to buy a used Ford Edge tonight for my wife.

Floyd: Awesome, you'll have to let me know how it goes.
Ryan: let's plan on tomorrow night for those beers brother!
Next morning: Floyd: Good morning Ryan, how'd it go last night?
Ryan: Yeah, about those beers, Ive got plans now. And by the way, we're not friends anymore!
Floyd: Dude, ever since you've bought that Edge, you've been a different person... so "Edgy"

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