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Bong Mix

The time-honoured tradition of preparing Cannabis (subsp. Indica/Sativa) for use in a bong (a water pipe specifically made for cannabis use). An ideal bong mix is made with dry, well cured, mature female cannabis buds (protalid flowers) and toasted Lucky Strike cigarettes. Somewhere between 60-70% of this should be Cannabis.
Any less and it will taste like shit and make you wretch, any more and it may not light evenly. This is essential as fire destroys large amounts of THC (the desired active ingredient in Cannabis. Others include the medically-beneficient CBD) so you want it lit all over in less than a second.
Bong Mix is generally held and passed in a "Mowl/Mole Bowl", traditionally a card flyer folded in a certain way as to make an odd shaped container. Of course anything with smooth surfaces can contain bongmix, even a literal ceramic bowl. However, the cardboard mole bowl lends itself to other uses, not exclusively its ready availability and ease of use.

"Wanna get high?"
"You know it!!"
"You get the bong, I'll make the mix."
"Ok dude, but I'm gonna go a little slower today."
"Why?"
"Your idea of bong mix is to smoke up a 1/4oz. in 20 minutes, dude. You're fucked up and I don't want to be like you."
"Fair enough, more for me. Oh and get me a beer out of the fridge."
*out of the room by now* "OKAY!"

by Fludence March 10, 2009

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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

An inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock.

*NOTE* This word was actually coined in a deliberate attempt to be the longest word in the english language, although you would be hard-pressed to find it in the language dictionary as it is a medical/scientific term.

"Dude, now that I've learned how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism, what am I going to do to make people think I'm smart?"

"Quiet man, I'm trying to name this condition we discovered today. Its an inflammation of the lungs caused by microscopic grains of certain types of rock."

"Hey, I smell opportunity! How long could we make this word?"

"Pretty long...I suppose we could stretch it to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

by Fludence March 10, 2009

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Squat Tech

The art of making something from nothing. Creating something useful and functional from broken and otherwise useless objects found in and around a squatted building, or performed in any location by a member of the squatting community.

Examples of Squat Tech include:-

Making a Bong from a beer can and a coke bottle,
Wiring a sound system from broken stereos and discarded speakers.

by Fludence March 19, 2009

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fuckshitbollockscunt

The expletive of all expletives, this should be reserved for use under only the most extreme of circumstances e.g. you spill bong-mix onto shagpile carpet

"FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT I SPILT THE BONG MIX ON THE CARPET! THERE'S A WHOLE OUNCE IN THE FUCKING CARPET!! FUCKSHITBOLLOCKSCUNT!!"

by Fludence March 10, 2009

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Mong Bix

The practise of smoking cannabis through a bong while under the influence of ketamine.

This is a rather intense high, somewhat psychedelic, and sometimes even enjoyable.
The name is a bastardisation of the term Bong Mix, re-arranged so because this activity is known to cause severe episodes of monging out completely.

Bonging and snorting Ketamine together is called Mong Bix, and its fucking intense.

by Fludence May 25, 2010

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