Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"