Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

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Cleem

A non-specific sexual organ or erogenous zone, with no physical location.

Bert: Are you looking forward to the final season of Game of Thrones?
Ernie: Yes, my cleem is both moist and erect.

Each time Camilla tickled Elmo, his innocent excited laughter produced a strange tingling sensation deep in her cleem.

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Franchise Rape

When a long-running franchise, with a well-established fanbase, is raped. The rape will always be committed either by a money-hungry outsider with no love for the franchise, or an insider who's totally sold out. Sometimes a franchise can be gang-raped by a combination of the two.

The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.

In terms of franchise rape, which film wins: Indiana Jones 4 or Wolverine?

Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.

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