Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.

Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!

Fistorama

Your pshyco with your fist.

Yesterday I Fistorama 'd someone so hard they bled.

Snarkafardolous syndrome

It's a syndrome in which you really think you have to lay one out there right where the dingle berries live but you then realize you have to hiccup and it's coming out of your left and a half earlobe socket.

Friend 1: What's that coming out of your left earlobe socket?
Friend 2: I dunno *hiccup*
Friend 1: Eww I think you have Snarkafardolous Syndrome!