Hife

Another gender neutral term for your spouse
Husband + Wife = Hife

Jake: Hey! Rich! how are you doing?
Rich: I'm doing good, just spending some time with my hife
Jake: Do you mean your wife?
Rich: no, I mean my hife, they're non-binary and prefer being called my hife rather than just spouse. They're over there if you'd like to talk to them about it
Jake: Oh, ok cool!