sex

What your wife DOESN'T do when your on a business trip for a week and the sink isn't working so she she calls over your "best friend" Marcus to help her fix it even though he knows NOTHING about plumbing and the kitchen sink worked just FINE before you left the day after you where celebrating your 9th anniversary where you bought her a 8000 DOLLAR ANNIVERSARY RING ! DEBBIIIIIIIIE !!!!!!!!

You : Honey, I'm home !

You: Honey ?

You: You didn't start having sex without me have you ? *laughs*

You: HONEY!?

Best friend and Wife: *moaning sounds*

You: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !?!?!?

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