buttsex your whales

There is an ice cream called "Fudgey the Whale", and this derives from that.
The meaning of "buttsexing someone's whales" is sort of unknown, I imagine it probably is sort of like pwn or own.

I'm going to buttsex your whales.

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Fez Marie Whatley

Co host of Ron Bennington on the ron and fez show.
Fez is in fact, not gay and he has a fiancee in ontario falls canada thank you very much.

Listen to his fezatorials and his "catty moments with fez."
His catchphrase is probably Rude and rude!

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oinkers

Fat bitches who weigh too much and are ugly as suck.

Hi! I'M DIGI-OINKER NYO! PYONK! GYOINK!

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tramp stamp

A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Just think of it as a target.

If she doesn't want you to cum in her ass when you are fucking her in the butt, shoot your jizz on her tramp stamp.

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Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

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ninja blast

A Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are. Then you flush it and the water will STAY brown forever and they will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

I hate that fucker. I'm gonna Ninja Blast his toilet

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Bill O'Reilly

A guy who likes to say "Jack me off" (see the sound definition).

He's also a very good rapper.

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