radio gods

This is actually ron and fez, not don and mike.
:P :P

Ron and fez pwn don and mike

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ron bennington

Co host of the ron and fez show, alongside Fez Marie Whatley.
Ron is often seen with a cigar in his mouth and a somewhat cynical attitude.
He's pretty awesome though.

I saw these guys live twice and they were great.

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New Found Glory

A really crappy, whiny ass poser band that mostly stupid preppy girls listen to.

Fuck off new found glory. you guys are shit fuck piss wankers.

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Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

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Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

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truckerfart

When a fat redneck trucker is driving his truck and he leans to the side and rips a MEGA trucker ass fart and gasses himself inside his own cab with it.

I'm a trucker, I gotta do a truckerfart.

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myspace

People shouldn't be so hard on Myspace. It's a good site. It’s basically a form of natural selection that helps to lower the population of stupid little spoiled rich shallow teenage girls, by having them raped and killed by internet predators.

Stupid little whore gets murdered by a myspace pedophile.
Her fault.
She should have learned how to use the internets properly.

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