dissertating

verb: a thinly-veiled euphemism that advanced graduate students use to describe non-academic activities, often used with air quotes.

What were you doing at the bar yesterday afternoon? Oh, I was just "dissertating" *wink*.

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Yeti Legs

When your leg hair becomes so long, you start to look like a Sasquatch. Like Cactus Legs, but with longer hair.

Damn! That girl needs a Lady Bic, she has some major Yeti Legs going on.

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Finnish sauna

When you let out a foul-smelling fart inside a car, then turn the window locks on and turn up the heat.

I just Finnish sauna'd my boyfriend and he broke up with me.

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stobble

Maybe used in place of stop, cease or desist. A word that rhymes with wobble.

Stobble all that noise. Stobble looking at me.

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