Booze Snuggie

When you've consumed enough alcohol that you can walk down the street in the middle of winter without the need of a jacket

I don't need a Jacket, I'm wearing my Booze Snuggie tonight

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No Dick

A phrase that can be used to argue against anything and cannot be refuted.

1. "Would you be cool with it if I dated your ex-girlfriend?"

"No Dick"

2. "I just love guys who spray tan"

"No Dick"

3. "We need you to come in to work on Saturday"

"No Dick"

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