Ethiopian Dump Truck

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper

Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is

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bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

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