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Nebraska; Flat, Corn, Cows, Fried Mayonnaise Balls, Probably the most uneventful, boring state in the union.
Nebraska - "Ever wonder why there are storm chasers? An hour in Omaha I'm looking for a tornado to take me anyplace, uhh get me the hell outta here" - Daniel Tosh
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Greatest Stand-up Comedian to ever live, Rest In Peace sir. You will be greatly missed as an inspiration to almost every successful comedian today.
George Carlin a legend.... RIP
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