Ya mam on toast

Annoying major comeback to any insult

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: :-(

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scremate

To run fast or to beat somebody up.

I iz gonna Scremate yo face, Shit a massive nigga.. Scremate it

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Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

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scrunion

A cross between Scrunt & Onion, basically an insult not directly aimed at a person

Turners's a scrunion

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scruntington

An utter twat, usually going out with an attractive girl

Shes going out with Scruntington

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Scruts

Basically a term for sandwiches

I could go for a good scrut, this bacon scrut is nice

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gimpington

Somebody who participates in the art of gimping or just a complete tosser

He was the Gimpington at Turners S&M last night, Turner is a Gimpington

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