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A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.
"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.
"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."
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