Nazel Death

its a horrid disease that only men can get, women often confuse this with man flu.

Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.

The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.

I just died of Nazel Death, its bloody awful