tit punch

When you punch a girl in the tits so it hurts them alot.

Girl: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
You: Nothing, I just punched you're breastices.

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tit flip

When you get naked and rub you're tits while doing a backflip on a tampoline with whip creme in ur ass.

You: I'm about to do a tit flip.
Me: Whats that?
You: A flip with my tits hanging out! WAHOOO!

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gizz lettuce

When you go to friendly's and you order a chicken basket and recieve cole slaw AKA gizz lettuce.

Friend: Would you like some of this cole slaw?
You: Fuck that, it looks like gizz lettuce.

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