Dirty Burke

When a particularly handsome man presents his genitalia on an open face sandwich. Requires the use of tomatoes and gravy, must have one onion ring on the end of the shaft.

When all the women at the bar rejected Bill's advances, he presented them with a dirty burke!

Dirty Vara

A sexual position favored by southern women. While riding the male, the female will defecate on the male's testicles. Meanwhile, lighting the male's chest hair on fire with a disposable lighter, and reproducing the shrill scream of a ferocious dragon.

Robin told me she really had to shit during sex with Burke the other night, instead of stopping, she gave him a Dirty Vara.