Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

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