Eten

Eten is the Dutch word for food.
It’s used a lot by people who love food.

Me: “I can’t hang out tomorrow, i got to go to my Dutch aunt’s wedding.”
My friend: “ Oh that sucks.”
Me: “It’s not that bad. I heard they have a lot of good eten.”

My friend: “ What’s “eten”?”
Me: “It’s my life, DUH!”
My friend: “No but-“

Milly Bobby Brown

When you wanna type Millie Bobby Brown but you’re dumb and type Milly Bobby Brown.

Someone in a gc: “Omg, I love Milly Bobby Brown!”

Me: “Who? Ohh you mean Millie! You don’t write it like that hun😉. Ga back to 4th grade bitch.”

2👍 6👎

Cuss

Cuss is the word Eddie uses instead of curse in the story “Problematic>Reddie” from definejarchie. He says cuss because his mommy said it’s bad to use the word curse.

Richie: *Plays a video game*
Richie: *Loses*
Richie: “Fack you you fucking stupid game!”
(See what I did there huh?)
Eddie: “My mommy says it’s bad to cuss.”

K

When you’re too lazy to say okay so you say k.

Me: “I’m gonna go get some food.”
My friend: “K.”

Noah Schnapp

Just the best human alive.

You’re almost as funny as Noah Schnapp! Hey, I said ALMOST.

Pu$$y sandwich

Finn Wolfhard (YES, the legend himself) once posted in his Instagram story a video of himself, saying “Pu$$y sandwich”. Now the bio of a lot of fanaccounts, is saying “Pu$$y sandwich”.

Person 1: “I just met a pu$$y sandwich!”
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.

Jack

When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.

Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”