Foos It

In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos

Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)

FOOS IT!

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Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

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Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

Soused Cinema

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

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Foosbow

Like Tennis-elbow, a pain in the elbow comes from playing weeks of foosball and drinking PBR.

Damn it hurts to pick up my Peebr cause' of this foosbow

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Cool-O-Meter

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

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Mama Legs

Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama

"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."

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