Fauxancee

When a man or woman is engaged to be married for a seemingly endless time, but never really get married.

Hasn't Bob been engaged to Cindy for 5 or 6 years ? Yeah,I guess you could say she is his " fauxancee "

Queer Queefin'

When a lesbian expels flatus out of her vagina during sex. Can also apply to (although much less common) a homosexual male passing gas during sex.

Hey Becky, did I tell you what Erica did during sex the other day ? No Linda, what ? I was going down on her and her twat farted. Leave it up to her to start Queer Queefin'