Sex Playlist

A SoundCloud or Spotify playlist filled with the most random shit imaginable. These playlists are mostly done by Gen Z, they have no idea what to name it so they just call it “Sex Playlist”
Most of the time these playlists contain at least one of the following:
Meme songs, like the USSR Anthem or Can You Feel My Heart (Gigachad theme)
Annoying songs, like It’s Every Day Bro (Jake Paul) or Hello (OMFG)
Game songs, like Stal (Minecraft) or the Halo theme
Tv/Movie songs, like the Better Call Saul theme or Thomas the Train theme
And a whole lot more I’m too lazy to list

Friend: “Bro have you heard my sex playlist?”
You: “Your what..?”
Friend: “Oh just a playlist I put meme songs on.”
You: “Oh shit now I gotta listen.”

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atomic mirror brain

When calling someone a smoothbrain isn’t enough

*last person on your team in call of duty doesn’t know what callouts are in search and destroy*
You: A guy just killed me in middle, he’s coming to A, look out.
Dumbass: Where?
You: Middle, what you don’t have a minimap?
Dumbass: What’s a minimap?
You: Bro how clueless are you
Dumbass: *dies*
You: BRO I CANT EVEN CALL YOU A SMOOTHBRAIN YOURE A FUCKEN ATOMIC MIRROR BRAIN