Dragon Lady

"Dragon Lady" is the common name of the biggest bitch who ever walked the earth, and unfortunately she is a frequent customer to Albertsons #6741. This particular breed of bitch is known to ask for carry outs, verbally bash the unlucky courtesy clerk who helps her out, and proceed to glare at him/her during her subsequent trips to Albertsons. Although she has a somewhat human form, she does not have a traditional name because she is not human. Some baggers report seeing her with a forked tongue, red eyes and steam coming out of her nostrils.

Oh no! Dragon Lady's coming through my line! I think I have a sweep right now...

I have to do a carry out for Dragon Lady. Here's my will.

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