A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.
John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.
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When you start jerking off , and your Dick is limp.
(( clicks ad)) ohhh! This ad says for the most raw porno ever! ((Virus detection software pops up)) aw this left me completely placid!
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A 360°NOSCOPE is a first person shooter trick when you turn 360° and shoot an opponent without using a scope.
You know you are a boss gamer when You can do a 360°NOSCOPE.
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Problems that only men have, such as RB's .
Got grounded for wanking? Well, #guyissues.
A soggy cheeseball. Normally soggy because he cries in every episode of Shingeki no Kyojin.
"Captain Levi, You don't want Armin Arlert on your squad.He's such a soggy cheeseball.
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To rock out with your cock out, relax. Usually said between men, when nobody is around.
"hey nobody is around, we have the fight on and our Redbulls in hand- time to let yo banana hang out.
To rock out with your cock out, relax. Usually said between men, when nobody is around.
"hey brhaody is around, we have the fight on and our Redbulls in hand-picked time to let yo banana hang out.