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Honolulu Sunburn

When you go to Hawaii and you jerk off with shower products and you burn the skin on your dick off.

Don't use the shampoo in the shower to jerk off, it just gave me bad Honolulu Sunburn!

by Forphucsake November 11, 2016

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Dirty rotten onion

Someone who likes to sleep with multiple partners. A slut. Onions have layers (sluts get laid a lot by... layers).

Kristy is a dirty rotten onion.

by Forphucsake March 7, 2014