Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.

I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."

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