ColdPlay

When you 'play' with yourself, while your genitals are below average body temperature.

In the winter, I have no option but to ColdPlay with my self.

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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.

For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"