Jaeslayer

A good friend who hates gay people and loves women. She's like a coin flip playing Valorant, she'll either ace three times in a game or go 0-15-19. Has the voice of a 12 year old boy but once you realize it's not, it's a nice voice. Has an edible cat.

"Yeah Jaeslayer, you hit those shots."

Rizzard

King of rizz and a great human being(?). I love him and he's good at minecraft and it makes me sad sometimes </3. Pulled the best human being who is so funny and smart and sexy and good at video games and is so good at violin.

"Rizzard has a degree in quantum rizztics and kins mike rizzowski."