McGyver

1. n. The most crafty human alive. Able to turn any exsisting matter into anything he wants. Also able to convert matter into energy with the power of his mind.

2. The only child of Chuck Norris.

3. v. To convert or fix a broken or useless object into something useful.

"A gun? McGyver doesn't need a gun. McGyver can make a gun, out of two tooth picks and a tic-tack."

"That light was broken, but I pulled a McGyver, and now it glows like the freaking sun."

"I didn't have any toilet paper, so i had to pull a McGyver on some printing paper."

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lawl

Laugh out loud.

A written term to describe the vocalization of the acronym "lol"

Created in the early part of 2001, this acronym began being seen in blogs and web-posts everywhere. in recent times, however, some people began to speak the acronym "lol" rather than symply laughing.
As a result, some morons decided to spell out the acronym as it sounded when spoken.

"I fell down the stairs yesterday and it really hurt."
"Lawl!"

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gynocologist

1.The craftiest bastards on the planet.
The only men who get paid by sexy women to inspect their vaginas.
2. The only men who have seen more cunts than rock stars.
See genius

"Wanna have the job of staring at pussies all day? You should become a gynocologist."

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