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The obstruction of progress in nearly every sector of the Federal Government by Republican politicians who have been paid off by wealthy self-interest groups too misinform and otherwise block the advancement of our society.
Insurance Companies and Big Oil are two examples of wealthy self-interest groups who financially back the republistruction of the justice.
1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.
Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"
1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quantities of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.
Joaquin Phoenix registered an 8.5 on the "Elviscosity" scale during his spaced out performance on Davis Letterman, he looked like hadn't showered in months.
1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.
I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!
when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.
Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.
1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.
(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.
When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.