jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.

When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.

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babtizzled

1. to have a large water cooler of colored sports drink dumped over one's head after a sports victory.

Damn, that coach just got babtizzled with purple Gator-aid!"

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.

At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.

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Cannabisque

1. tasty rue-based soup that contains cannabis butter.

I ate that lobster cannabisque and got totally baked!

pharmeffects

when pharmaceuticals produce side effects that are far worse than the affliction they supposedly are supposed to alleviate.

Moonesta, the sleep aid...Pharmeffects may include attraction to farm animals, cannibalism, zombie walk, uncontrollable drooling, anal bleeding, thoughts of suicide, and psychotic behavior. If death occurs, discontinue use.

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D-bagged

1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.

The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.

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Repunzealot

1. a football player who thinks he is expressing his individuality by letting his long nasty hair hang out of his football helmet.

(see also)
repunzealous- to show enthusiasm for long hair hanging out of a football helmet.

When you play college football, there is a one in ten chance that you will become a Repunzealot and have long hair hanging out of your helmet.

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