Too Fancy

Trying to get yourself out of a ptf situation by generally pulling a mogilny but ultimatly failing in the end.

Commentator 1: Forsberg tries to deke.... Big Hit! Too fancy forsberg

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shes beautiful

often blurted out in social settings causing an awkward silence around the group followed by im drunk!

noid - man look at susan wong
fug - shes beautiful
*crowd silences*
fug - I'm drunk

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Gut Roti

When you got those awful stomach pains often brought on by hunger, contraban intake, or bad hot food. Its the most horrific feeling one can have, like eating wiped ass.

Snowman: Arena Pizza
Yonoid: No way the food there gives gut roti

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Wheelbarrow

1) small usually single-wheeled vehicle that is used for carrying small loads and is fitted with handles at the rear by which it can be pushed and guided

2) A finishing move so powerful its been so often referred to the US Shock and Awe Campaign, where the motive is to nullify or imbolize your opponent

All I wanna do is Bang Bang Bang

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Disaster Party

1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party

Lumme: What are you dressing up as?
Aalto: An Airplane, u?
Lumme: an uninvited guest

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foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

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molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

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