hord

A combination of the words horny and hard. It is used as an adjective to indicate having an erection as an alternate of 'hard' to clarify that you are referring specifically to the rock hard density of an excited wienis.

Luke: I wasn't watching porn, bro!
Bobby: Yes ya were, you're hord as hell right now!

"Any movie with Amber Heard and not starring Nicolas Cage gets me hord."

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