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Procrasturbation

v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".

The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.

by FourDimensionalCumDumpster December 31, 2011