Hammy in the hammy hole

When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth

Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)

Dewdog

a loser that sells weed

“where’d you get that zaza?”
“got it from dewdog!”
“we’re done.”

Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

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Hallobloasted

When it is almost Halloween and somehow there are so many opportunities to do Halloween stuff and you do them all but actual Halloween is kind of anticlimactic

Dude I’m so hallobloasted this year

Lucy Stevens (Kathryn Newton)

That girl from the detective pikachu movie that I can’t stop thinking about because she is really hot and I am homo

Lucy Stevens (Kathryn Newton) is great

Floor sauce

When you are just casually sitting somewhere and someone left sauce in the floor and you don’t want to sit there anymore

Person: let’s sit here
Human: ew no there is floor sauce

seussical

the worst musical ever
if you participate in seussical, the side affects will be: depression (EXTREMELY suicidal), your whole life is seussical until it’s over, no time to yourself, ears ringing, being annoyed by the terrible music, etc.

do not be in seussical i’m warning you right now. it’s not worth it choose LIFE.

“hey wanna hang out today?”

“nah bro i got seussical rehearsal 😭”
“oh.”