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1. someone who hardscopes throughout a match and attempts to get a nice kill cam for no one to see because his mom won't buy him an HD PVR
2. someone who uses a regular class with OMA (usu. w/ a noobtube) throughout a match then switches to a sniping class in an attempt to get a nice kill cam
3. a snipeback who tries to get a nice kill cam
4. (of a group) usu. a group of beta male virgins who do a combination of the above, sometimes have a 7th slave player who hides on the other team then comes out at the end for the group to get a nice kill cam
5. someone who repeatedly jumps off of structures, usu. involving spinning in a circle while randomly switching weapons and falsely pulling out equipment with a sniper rifle, misses the target on the ground 99 times out of 100
Trickshotter: Hey, is anyone else in this lobby trickshotting?
Noncocksucker: No, none of us slurp on our dad's cum.
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When a person on a message board, forum, or social media site attempts to be condescending by putting a question mark at the end of their statement. These statements are never actually questions, they're just lines that, when spoken, cause an inflection in voice in order to sound superior. This never really works because the person who adds the question mark where it doesn't belong has a chromosome deficiency and suffers from the fact that his father also happens to be his mother's brother.
Samantha: I need to know the keyboard shortcut to refresh a website
Faggot: Uhh, press F5?
Matthew (to Samantha): Ignore this faggot. Not only did this rape-supporting bag of dicks answer your question with a question, he answered it with a fake question.
Alex: My phone's been acting up and music plays randomly. I've tried everything and now I need your help.
Faggot: Stop being broken?
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When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.
Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?
Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.
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A person who plays Call of Duty with a secondary in their hands and a sniper rifle on their back. These faggoty products of incest mainly hardscope throughout the match then when they realize their skills with the sniper rifle rival that of a quadriplegic infant's, they switch to their secondary. The reason for the existence of these oxygen-depleting degenerates is because they want to appear as if they can actually snipe and donning a ghillie suit achieves this.
John: Have you seen Mark quickscope in Search and Destroy? He's always filling up the killfeed.
Jack: He's not a quickscoper. He's a faggot ass snipeback.
John: What a fucking pussy.
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A phrase used by porn sites to describe hired actresses.
They can say this without it being false advertisement because the alternative to a real girl is a fake girl.
This is a website about real girls having sex captured on camera. They get filmed sucking, fucking, and taking it in the ass on what (they thought) would be for private home video.
Johnny: Dude, check out this porn site. It has real girls being filmed by their boyfriends who all incidentally have the same personalities and humor and then the video gets leaked.
Fohnny: Those aren't actually amateurs. Here's different sites with the same girls.
Johnny: The marketers for these sites are desperate, autofellating virgins.
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The prettiness or beauty you see in someone only after seeing their face for extended periods of time. These people aren't regarded as attractive by the masses, which is what real superficial attractiveness is. People who are lucky enough to even be affected by developed attractiveness can tell if they're one of them by using these guidelines.
1. Only friends whom you know well comment on your pictures as to how "pretty" you are.
2. You've never/rarely had random Facebook guy friends you barely know or seen in passing comment how pretty you are.
3. The only guys capable of liking you are the ones who talk to you for a long time. (After you like someone's personality, the value of their facial aesthetics become trivial or you develop a junior fetish for the imperfections in their face.)
4. Interesting characteristic about people who are affected by DA is that they seem to band together. You'll often see these pseudo-pretty girls exchanging disingenuous compliments on each other's photos hoping deep down to get a "You're pretty too!" in return.
5. Have more than 80% of profile pictures with zero or few Likes from close associates with the occasional dressed up (birthday/homecoming/prom) photo with a higher-than-normal volume number of obligatory Likes.
6. When taking a picture of a possession or object, DAs have a compulsivity to feel the need to include their face in the photo. Comments are almost always about the object and rarely about the person's attractiveness.
7. After dressing up nicely to go out on the town, DAs (or anyone else for that matter) will look much better than usual. They confuse this with actual attractiveness and take a mirror shot of themselves and post it to get cheap Likes and/or comments.
Example of some girlfriends who suffer from Developed Attractiveness
*Rachel posts a photo of herself dolled up before going out to Club FZ*
Emma: Rachel! I love your dress! you look gorgeous
Rachel: Thanks Emma! you look beautiful in yours
See mermaid effect, mermaid syndrome, butterface
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