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When someone gets angry at someone for doing a magic trick in the olden times, and makes a fire with you attached to it like a roast chicken leg.
PERSON: Hello!
YOU: wanna see a magic trick?
PERSON: No! Now you shall die in a sacrificial fire!
YOU: Fuck.
The exact opposite of No Orgasm October, in which you must have at least 3 orgasms every day. Not even I could accomplish this, and anyone who does this actually deserves to find a way to escape the backrooms if they ever no-clip.
JIMMY: I heard Kahlan actually did Only Orgasm October and finished it!
SOMEBODY: no way! They deserve to find a way out of the backrooms if they ever no-clip!
The face you make when you are horrified, but in a kawaii way.
JIMMY: hey wanna see something?
Cute girl: sure!
JIMMY: *shows a video of porn with a fat guy and a fat women*
Cute girl: 0^0
YOUR SO FUCKING BORED YOU TYPE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ALPHABETâ¦.. YOU NEED TO CALL 911
TEACHER: okay jimmy, say your abcs!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!
THE KNOCKER
you and your special one try to kiss⦠andâ¦. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.
SNOT ROCKET KISSER
you and your special one try to kiss⦠and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.
THE INTERRUPTION
you and your beloved try to kiss⦠and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.
THE FACEPLANT
you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they donât know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
Story! I lay there, standing on the edge of the abyss. Behind me, there was a polished and waxed glass floor, going as far as the eye can see. There seemed to be a point where the reality just ended, and it was total void beyond the glass. As I stepped into the void, grimacing, and preparing myself for the unknown, I hear the buzzing of lights⦠I looked behind me. It was stained carpet with yellow walls and ceiling, and fluorescent lights. I looked back, and it was the same appearance. I had no-clipped. In horror, I ran further into the halls, the same sights over and over. At a point, I became obsessive, endlessly running through the hall of endless stained carpet, with rusted metal lockers here and there. Until⦠I found something. It was a dog. I walked towards, it, but it turned around⦠and its face was hideous! A sharp smile with bloodstained teeth greeted my eyes. The dogs fur, being black and fluffy, hid the stains on their fur, but could not cover the hideous odor. I sprinted back towards where I came from, but I seemed to⦠come back to the dog? No.. it was teleporting. Slowly towards me. I tried to resist, but it finally jumped on me, and ripped out my heart, blood splattered everywhere. I was dead.
HOW DID THAT TURN INTO A BACKROOMS STORY?! T^T
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