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Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a country/pop singer who is 27 years of age. Her star sign is sagittarius she was born in 1989 (name of her most recent pop album) December 13th (13 is her lucky number). Her mother is Andrea Swift also known as "mamma swift". She is well known for her fight with Kanye West. Her fandom are the "swifties", she has released 5 albums all together and is releasing her 6th soon which is expected to be an indie album.

A: I hate Taylor Swift
B: Fair enough, I like her music/personality and style it' cute
A: F off

A: Aaaaaww you look like Taylor Swift
B: Thank you I love her sense of style!
A: I know! It's vintage and amazing!

by Foxalie August 3, 2017

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Donald Trump

A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.

A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!

by Foxalie August 3, 2017

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