Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously

Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?

Jerk off!

“Jerk off!”
A phrase used to challenge someone in a dance battle that consists only of the jerk, a popular dance move originating in the 1960’s

“Guys, jerk off!”
*starts jerking*

finoozled

A combination of the words “finesse” and “bamboozle.” To confuse in a clever and cheeky manor.

“He thought he could beat me but I left him finoozled.”

Look at me go!

“Look at me go!”

A phrase used when doing something impressive but anxious you are being a show off. Especially useful when in a tap class, flap ball-changing in a circle that’s just a little too big.

Guy 1: Look at me go! I got my catchphrase on a shirt
Guy 2: Ok, bud

neutered

When in certain context, synonymous to “noted.” Only used to confuse people into wondering who the hell is being neutered

Guy 1: Hey, I can’t make it after school tomorrow.
Guy 2: Alright, neutered.