Moofle

A person who is overly crazy about cows and will do anything to be with them...or will do literally anything anything with them such as sucking their utters, picking the cow's nose, reaching into their anus for abnormal reasons, licking their hooves, thinking they can make cow/human babies with the fricking cow ( I'm sure you know what I mean), riding them, eating their cow patties, French kissing, singing to the cow, and sausage blanketing the cow...and many more

Person one: Woah bro look at farmer and his cow...such a Moofle
Person two: Oh yeah man he's sausage blanketing that cow so hard.

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