shorta

Shorta means police. It's typical to hear young middle eastern people say it.

Man#1: Eow watch out for the shorta
Man#2: thanks mate

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Chromebook

A extremely pricey piece of shit. Mostly given to students by schools, so they can't watch netflix or play games.

Student1: The new chromebooks are shit. I can't even watch f*cking netflix on it.
Student2: ikr

Computer

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent

Hey, i got a new Computer

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