Debbie

Debbie is a social butterfly.. confidence galore. She doesn’t spell her name with a Y coz she’s too cool to the poor excuse of a ‘vowel’. She’s an incredible lyricist and freestyle rapper. (But only when she has a few minutes to think about what she’s gonna style about). She’s a thinker and a speaker, and doesn’t shut up. Unless you tie her to a chair and beat her. Then the silence is bliss.

And that is Debbie ladies and gents.

Shut up Debbie.

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Dean

Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.

I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night

3👍 3👎

Dean

Derives from the Ukrainian word for day., because if you are unlucky enough to meet a Dean he will ruin your day. And probably your life.

He doesn’t clean up after himself because he’s an ‘electrician’.

His views on covid vaccines are out of date, a bit like his pants. He lives in bath which is ironic because he never has one. He smells worse than a 3 day old disco vag, the condom in his wallet expired in 1999. He can often be seen sporting a dressing gown and slippers. Even at dance events. He has a potty mouth, and often talks about his sister. In a weird way.

I was unfortunate enough to bump into a Dean last night