Decollateralize

To remove an object from risk of repossession in the event of a loan default, by assigning another object as collateral to the loan amount in its place.

Sissy, I own my car free and clear, now that you have decollateralized it by making Dad's car collateral for your loan instead.

Gooly

To suck one's thumb.

(ɢʊ'ʟi ) (v.) (goolied, goolying) He didn't quit goolying till he was 12, that's why he has buck teeth.

prestush

The indentation in the back of the neck at the base of the skull, especially when pressed upon by a small child's thumb.
Etymology: mwde up by my younger brother as a toddler.

"Prestush, prestush, prestush," my brother sang, as he pressed his thumb into the indentation at the base of my skull. "Prestush, prestush, prestush."

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transtruation

(noun) 1. True menstrual flow in a transgendered man who once was a woman. 2. Wished-for menstrual flow in a transgendered woman who once was a man. transtruate transtrual

Uh oh, Betty. Looks like I gotta get me some maxi-pads. It's transtruation time for me, honey!

Plymolith

A piece of Plymouth Rock. Analogous to nephrolith (kidney stone).

The path from the Mayflower was strewn with Plymoliths.

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Winter's Morn'

The name of a hypothetical masculine wash, analogous to "Summer's Eve" douche product for women.

Commercial: (cut to guy standing in the snow by a stream) "Winter's Morn' masculine wash. Makes ya feel like a man, all over!" (guy takes some snow and rubs it on his crotch, rinsing with stream water) "Brrrrrrr!"

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hashtagon

(n.) A geometric figure composed of a set of tweets on Twitter whose hashtags link such that the tweets form a geometrical figure, in any number of dimensions.

Related term: hashtagonal (adj.), having the properties of such a structure.

Here are three tweets: 1) My #dog ate an #apple. 2) The #lion growled like a #dog. 3) No #lion has ever eaten an #apple. Tweets 1 and 2 link at dog, 2 and 3 at lion, and 1 and 3 at apple. The three tweets form a hashtagonal triangle (or a triangular hashtagon). The same can be done for all geometrical figures reducible to lines and vertices with any degree of connectedness, in any number of dimensions, for flat space and probably for any uniform hyperspheroidal manifold.

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