Payton

Payton is that ONE guy who has a really Big Ass Dick, but never says anything about it ever. It's like his Deepest Darkest Secret EVER1!!1! Payton is shy, so the ONLY way he'll tell you about it, is if you pay him with Chocolate.

Random Person: Hey Payton! I heard you have a bigggggg secret

Payton: Oh Shit! WHO TOLD YOU??