Canada's History

An intense and daring sexual act popular in USA. A few items are needed for this sexual act: moose antlers, maple syrup, stanley cup and a Mountie. The trick to mastering Canada's History is fitting it all in.

Guy 1: "What kind of things did you do last night with her brah?"

Guy 2: "Well I won't get too in detail but we did a little of Canada's History. Took a couple hours to fit it, but worked like a charm once the Mountie showed up"

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DeMolay Dance

High School Fraternity Dance that knows how to be up on the times yet keep'n it classy.

Guy: "I'm hittin up a DeMolay Dance tonight. Wanna join?"

Girl: "A what?"

Guy: "It's good clean fun. Nobody has to worry about getting thrown up on while breakin it down on the dance floor"

Girl: "Aiight, I'm down!"

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