garfle the narthok

Reference from Coneheads movie. When Beldar went back to Remulak and displeased the leader, he had to fight the monster there(the narthok)

You f*&%ed up badly, therefore, you must garfle the narthok.

cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.