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purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

by Fractious1 February 10, 2018

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limp dick

Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:

1) a worthless person.

2) a person with no skills.

3) a person who lacks motivation.

4) incompetence.

5) weakness

1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!

2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?

Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!

3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!

4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!

by Fractious1 February 10, 2018

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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.

Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.

by Fractious1 November 29, 2017


Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.

Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?

by Fractious1 April 10, 2018

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vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 29, 2017


toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.

Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."

by Fractious1 November 27, 2017


sketcher

The primary connotation of a Sketcher is an artist however with the prevalence of drug use in the artistic community the term became synonymous to drug abusers.

The Derogatory connotation a sketcher is a drug addict who is desperate for a fix, typical of a methamphetamine addict but reflexively usable for any drug addict. The U.K. equivalent slang term is spranger.

Sketching can also be referred to as "Shrimping" where an addict is becoming so desperate for a fix they begin to shake violently and begin to search frantically for any substitute or for the substance of choice. The next step past Sketching is getting the Wheedles.

Calling someone a Sketcher can literally mean you are calling them a drug addict.

An alternative connotation to a Sketcher is someone so angry they vibrate like a pissed off Chihuahua and could possibly cause anything flammable to spontaneously combust.

Drug addiction connotations;
Example 1: Why you sketching so bad?

Example 2: Frank has been sketching badly. I think he is back on the shit again.

Anger connotation;
Example 3: Lisa caught her boyfriend cheating on her again and she was really sketched out badly this time.

Example 4: I know why Dave has been acting like a Sketcher lately. He found out he was turned down for a promotion for the third time.

by Fractious1 January 5, 2018